Where Facebook posts never die. http://www.wastedwall.com Did you dye your pubes red white and blue again this year? http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=3YUL4E6EN9 Im glad we used your vuvzela as a beer bong to celebrate BARCAAAAAAAAAAA http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=C8RJYRE93C I just signed up to be charlie sheens intern too. over/under 100,000 applicants? http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=X6JQV7ZNID Fuck the government, fuck authority, fuck hierarchy, Fuck the state, go insane, cause chaos, cause insanity. MAKE PEACE. Be free http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=C3I4UVCNF3 Totts miggots he beating sum guy up with 2 cron cobs cause he broke jade http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=TJD2PE8M8M in response to "is there any mexican whiskey?" i was like, yeah. its called tequila. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=GRQMWLK4YJ slipped on the ice again today. right into a puddle. it was classic. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=4LDKBSIJE2 You hear about the woman that killed her baby because it was crying when she was trying to play farmville? Youre on a slippery slope my friend... http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=2QH5Q44IDW after looking at my phone, I'm very sorry for the quantity of texts I sent you. And my attempts at spanish in them. Also, I really wanna know what the fuck happened to me during that time. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=SMRIPBCAUX Recursive force.... Dude... That should be my rap name. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=MBJUQSQ5XN I would be into this whole icing thing if i didnt have to waste money buying damn smirnoff ice all the time http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=8MT5TXSANB Good for you... you guys got lebron... At the end of the day, Adam Morrison: 2 rings, Lebron James: 0. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=CA3FPITNJG bobby got his nipple pierced in panama, i wanted to call him to tell him not to, but i decided it'd be more fun to make fun of him for being queerbag when he comes home http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=D6439MN95V bro wher are u? i think ive got alcohal posonin http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=XF5X96XKFR since we're friends i just wanna give you a heads up: hommos and honey mustard dont mix well http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=P9F7KIH93F Iam so depressed Javis is bitching about his litle dick and that he starting to like my hand up his big ass. what should i do? Every day his asking me to put more and more fingers up his ass, I am worried me might turn 100% gay an leave me....what should i do/// http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=K9GHWBGEUX i'm looking at two chicks with freaking beards. like, their own beards that they grew and refuse to shave. no joke. they think it's sexy. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=YDTSRETRQL "If we're going to die here, we're just going to die here. That's it" -my fuckin roommate http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=TGW7LKXDIP "their idea of health care reform is letting you take your gun to the doctor's office" http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=9P5ZAKMQYH people in college seem to find certain things a lot less worthy of shit talking than people in high school did. i sortof had that revelation today http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=W6C8Z6PM6D tonight's mission: regret the guy i go home with. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=QZRDEK8CG7 Talking to my brother about the FSU essay went a lil something like this. Chris: Me taking a a shit is an Artes, no one can take a shit longer than i can. Angela: hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!! http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=UEXE3I48PK you take the strawberries. and you wet them then put sugar on them. stick them in the freezer. wait a little. woah http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=EQGTVR766I It smells like burning I'm scared I think is my laptop. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=F9JQ3APQTY god, someone find me a guy i can hook up with, I CANT TAKE THIS 3 YEAR DRY SPELL!! http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=ZVDXR3J3Y9 nothing says DTF quite like a belly button ring... http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=UTMH9GWDB8 Got caught today, sucking my husbands nephews cock, marrige over http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=7FTVV2DUKS I just found out that I officially have chlamydia...awesome, my first STD http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=JZIWCT9KTE tonightwas just one gigantic bad decision i'm similar to a porn star http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=A84BGHALPD dont feel like doinq mt homework ; going to by a usb cord off of ebay ; text me ; actually dooont text me ii loost my phone :x rob i love you so much <3333333 http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=QLE7YGF7C2 what i learned this weekend: if you don't swallow it is disrespectful http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=5M97C56R9T i somehow worked on this lame ass stats project...with a pounding headache and constant desire to throw up http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=XTIHKG7M4K don't graduate. its full of empty promises http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=5YIZY6EAMM Just found out he likes it in the butt http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=ZWAJZBUGNL loves cleaning up other peoples piss at 430 in the morning. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=DGXLKXIFC3 You ever try farmin not high? boring as shit http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=NCNZZDVFBX BIG PROBLEM!!!.... ur mommy's baby elephant has no where to roam! she needs some space AKA a NEW farmville friend and she wants YOU to be it! ur the only one who can help! will u do it?! luv- ur roommate aka ur bff4l aka ur snuggle partner http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=CZU6YP7I7Z hey, were both at a party and were both on fb ...cool party http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=6FZ8L2WV5Z "so ash how was homecoming?"....... her response, "some bastard chucked a bottle of spoikled milk across the gymm so that smelled like shit obviulsy but also made this chick throw up soo that didnt help much either." http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=Z3BK2GAF2H doing a self rectal exam brb http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=77RFZ6UJKZ got my dick touched this morning http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=47NBU6MPZ2 dude i just downed four tall boys and a splate of pagetti http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=6Y93NZWTCA haha today at practice i was trying to rememebr the girls names and i sound like the biggest creep since i almost have them all.. thanks to fb! http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=3VVEUE2DT9 writing a hate song for you fucking dumbshit you bitchasswhoreeeeee. Fuck yooo life and fuck yourr shitttt. have fun in that hole you dug yourself in and good luck getting out of it =] http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=9MID9LNHGN Please stop being like this i mean i made eye contact with u tonight and im not trying to hook up with u i just want u to stop being weird http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=NNTMXA8TU3 Sorry im about to delete ur number so delete min i already got my heart beaken by my ex bf this week n i dont deserve it again http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=FEPAUE7CRT I hate u so much remenber that fuck u legij idk what ur prob is buj f u. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=Q6AISIGXVP she turned out to be an ohio state fan, so when we were done foolin around i sent her off and gave her bad directions http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=KJ2X7KHV5L i too am in love with a stripper aka myself http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=5LFRA8LRPI Flaccid friendships don't keep the fire fed http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=EZDSHFPDB2 I got so drunk last night, that delicious dinner you made me ended up in trash can at the bar. Guess we have to do it again sometime... http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=3TG4TIT5NI Fell asleep knitting.... like an 80 year old woman. Hah... what a way to attract a mate. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=B6MC8MWF4P ben ben ben hang out with me. thanks, im watching the lizzie mcguire marathon right now so im kinda busy but maybe after that http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=67WI88BPBK Matt... is any cute girl with low self esteem want to come over and do something you'll regret http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=QT9DERCJ4P ...we have absolutely facebook raped each other's walls/status's the last few weeks.... http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=5VAWMS7WST Twitter + Facebook = Twitface. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=LZR9KT9AHL i wish i wAS A little bit taller i wish the caps lock wasnt so close to the 'a' button http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=4HMLC77B8K today is one of those days that you just want to walk around pantsless outside ... i really wish that were socially acceptable. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=RCGPGDR8GG and ive tried to block my self from fb. but theres no point. because i know how to unblock it. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=KMIAGVXRZJ i had the hugest shit of all today. it wrapped around the toilet into what can only be described as half a bowtie. you're welcome. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=AGNPDNJPEK hahaha and noob i honestly think that you are passed out in almost half of your pictures!!! http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=PWA645GGRJ so... i went out last night and saw this guy that looked familiar. i spent the night at his place... turns out hes my bio TA! http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=99VD9BVJJF has anyone seen my wallet, iPhone, front tooth, and left shoe? downtown kills me everytime. bdfl http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=NKBMQBKNXD so you are sitting across from me in the library filling out an application but i dont have the heart to tell you that they dont accept sluts http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=M4TVV69IVE I know I'm rducked up but I just saew an ad for buy one sock get one free. Shits weird. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=PSZZXVV7NZ but i just don't have the time or anyone to go with. and comic con sold out tickets because of stupid twilight whores not like they'll see anything good stephanie meyer needs to die http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=Q97RV839WG I don't know what shocks me more...Kanye's actions, or the fact that this many people watch MTV. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=ITIZDE5CF9 Why the hell is the frat next door blasting 'stacys mom' at 3 in the morning...and having a freakin sing along. I hate u http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=NE85SDDNTE i saw my ceiling do things it's never done before...crazy shit http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=HAQBL6KHHS i don't know how the hell i got herpes. it burns so bad! http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=XHUIKQC3C7 you need to have a harem of women who are responsible for pleasuring you but more importantly waking you up http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=IZWUE67PQJ status translation: You are a huge pussy and become a hawks fan with the move of marian hossa. You also will proceed to draw and deliver the crayon driven portrait of zetterburg, datsyuk and holmstrom sucking off kane, toews and hossa if he hopes to redeem any sort of manhood. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=HQ2FBLCSQW if i dont do laundry soon i may not be able to wear primary colors. no one would recognize me. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=PNELNJEW4L FINALLY GOT A BROWN COW. IT HAS TAKEN ME TWENTY FOUR LEVELS WORTH OF WAITING http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=GYQMUB5TU4 FB is being stupid =[...maybe its a sign to finish my paper... http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=3F6Y3RF3HN did you have maine winning it all? you probably did. and then you probably had your grandma queefing on the catamounts of vermont and then inpregrnating my sister's child. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=9CV9DZRC3A lol, tell 50 cent that hip hop is gay and he will beat the shit out of you idiot http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=D574C5Q8LL champaign should be like AT&T, we need more bars in more places. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=3V9IP9IIE6 yes i am coming back. yes we will hang out. yes we will meet as usual at the farrelly brothers strip club on van ness http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=F3N8SDDZ6E Fucking pigs... they got me with their fucking swine flu. Ill, be honest, its worth it for how delicious bacon is. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=GDMEGSJXGM best line of the night last night: 'you make me mayonaise in my panonaise' http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=GKPIAJ48LA well, maybe one day when you're more comfortable with your sexuality you'll be able to sit back and watch a great movie - without worrying about how your eyes always seem to drift towards lindsay lohan's breasts http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=9RIF29J5C3 Jane Doe is currently taking applications for a twin star date. (Theta invite- Friday, Sept. 25) if you are 6'3"+, you are elligible. apply now! deadline sunday at midnight. decision will be made by tuesday night. To apply- respond with your phone number, age, height, fraternity affiliation (if applicable), extracurricular activities, and please list two references. **Incomplete applications will not be accepted. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=E49I5XNVTP i "liked" everything on your page that my mobile phone allows me to like http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=QNNYWLRFDK This is the weirdest class ever. My professor walked in, popped some pills, chugged a bottle of water and said this would be a long class and someone I don't know 2 rows in front of me is going through my facebook pictures http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=AI6BTD3QBY thats so clever of you jenny u deserve an award.....let me take u out to dinner ok......theres a 2 for 1 special on dog food at shop and save roof roof bitch http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=YN223IQR4F i've already found hundreds of potential southern husbands for us. and i haven't even moved in yet. just fyi :) ♥ http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=XL8LQVS3R8 heellllaaa hungover for my alcohol meeting HOW TYPICAL. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=HJVANVDQ2U ah wonderful, I have an itchy throat. All I need now is a baseless fear of spiders and I'll be just like you. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=LRN4BC47LZ if it was thanksgiving i would be thankful that we stopped taking pictures at parties/drunk. just a thought. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=N95C5XZ9Y3 if china made you anymore chinese i don't wanna hang out with you when you get back. fyi. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=AT7CP5UZIC has to cry by looking at clowns for his gf to talk to him lol http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=NDHPUSDSDF and i should be an honorary roomate! i've fallen asleep on lauren's bed, your bed, and the floor and i contributed to the bottle caps ps are you a fan of the flaming lips? http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=BK8FZRCJY5 Eileen is Looks like its just me and my hand tonight.. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=VA38BMPMVP I wish I had bought stock in Purell before all this swine flu business http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=MXPEXE9P3M you'll be getting a call later, and if you don't answer, then you get an angry voicemail with a million cuss words so you can let your mom hear again. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=KS3MCBVQ79 I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they mess up I will just hit them all at once. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=TTGKZXEHDN I like your mom. and your cats. not you. http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=R57XUPUQ6Y Asher Roth is a dumbass http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=JPVTW8TWHF I lost my pants and woke up next to a 45 yr old woman. I think i need an intervention! http://www.wastedwall.com/?id=8SBPLU83GK